Saturday, September 29, 2012

Gucci Belt Bags

Why is it that Gucci makes so many belt bags?!? (Or more commonly known as "fanny packs")?  I have absolutely no idea, but I know that they shouldn't. This is just a stereotype but I'm pretty sure that the people that shop at Gucci are fashionable enough to know that belt bags are not in style. I'm pretty sure that these are not Gucci's top seller.


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Louis Vuitton Friendship Bracelet

This bracelet made by Louis Vuitton looks like a friendship bracelet made by a little girl, not a designer bracelet for men. This piece retails for $1,340 which is not a bad price for high-end fine jewelry, but it is a bad price if it looks like a kinder-gardener could make one. To be fair however, the charm thing is made out of white gold but it looks like some sort of polished metal. I also could not see any man ever wearing this be them gay or straight. Here's the link:  
http://www.louisvuitton.com/front/#/eng_US/Collections/Men/Fine-Jewelry

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Gucci Pet Accessories

So to most people this would look like a weird baseball hat with straps and the Gucci logo on it, but no. This in fact is a Gucci dog baseball hat. What the fuck!!!!!!!! Oh and not to mention that it is $195. The sad thing is, is that this isn't even the most ridiculous dog accessory that they are selling. The most ridiculous one is a $490 leash. If I were to spend that much money on a leash it better fucking walk the dog for me.  Don't get me wrong I love almost everything Gucci makes however this is taking it to the extreme. 

And of course to complete the set you have to have a dog carrier. This one retails for $2600. 






If you want to see even more of the dog accessories here's the link:  http://www.gucci.com/us/category/u/pet#look4163lookA113


Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Rainbow Clogs

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So I was at my local Nordstrom yesterday looking for new pants and I came across these. I don't have any information about them, but I just thought that they needed to be shared. I really hope clogs never go in style!

Emmy's Worst Dressed 2012

This year at the Emmy's, as always, there were so many stars who looked fabulous and chic. However, this year in particular there were a surprising amount of not so fabulously dressed celebrities. Since I don't want to write a 70 page article about everyone that looked awful, I narrowed it down to my top 3. The first one is Lena Dunham. I almost feel bad for her, because she is so sweet but lets be honest, she looks awful. This dress does not do anything for her figure except make her look heavier than she is.  Also, lace is such an elderly look, and Lena is not a Senior Citizen at all. The dress is designed by Prada.

 The second wardrobe catastrophe is Lena's Costar Zosia Mamet. Now, I don't have a problem with the dress itself but I do not like her hairstyle or makeup at all. This dress designed by Bihbu Mahopatra is so elegant with the simple black and white color scheme, but I'll just say it because we are all thinking it... She looks like a man.
The final outfit mishap is Ashley Judd.  Lets start out with the 1960's housewife beehive hairstyle. There is a reason why it went out of style and I think the reason is pretty obvious. Next the dress, this custom made Carolina Herrera gown is just so busy with the huge ugly bow on the back and the white broach on the front. Nothing about this outfit looks like it goes together. 


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Monday, September 24, 2012

Emmy's Best Dressed

This years Emmy's were filled with many amazingly dressed stars and then some not so amazingly dressed stars. In this article we will be discussing the best dressed, but don't worry the worst dressed will be coming soon. So, I have to say that I think my favorite celebrity look would have to be Tina Fey looking amazing in Vivianne Westwood. I absolutely love the beading around her chest. Some people are saying that it looks to mature for her, but I disagree.
My second favorite Celebrity outfit was the always lovely Sofia Vergara. This woman can pull off any outfit and looks amazing all of the time. This dress was designed by Zuhair Murad. I love the backless halter look on her. 


While these are not the only amazing looking celebrities, they are definitely my favorites.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Secret Princes

This new TLC show Secret Princes is my new obsession. Not only because it's interesting and they are all royalty, but also because of their fashion.  Here are the names from left to right: Prince Salauddin Babi of India; Lord Robert Walters; Prince Francisco of Spain; Honourable Ludovic Watson of Houghton Hall.
This is the after shot of them trying to be more "American". The one that really stands out to me is prince Salauddin because in both pictures he just looks ugly. The only reason anyone would want to marry him would have to be for his money, because look at his ugly striped polo! However, Lord Robert is about as far from ugly as one can be. I mean just look at him!
So anyway, again I apologize for the lack of updating lately but it turns out I have mono so yeah. Also after the Emmy's tomorrow I will be updating about all of the worst and best dressed stars.
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Woman's Burberry Prorsum



Oh Burberry you certainly did fuck up again didn't you. This outfit is from the woman's Burberry Prorsum Collection. For those of you who have read my previous articles you will be very aware of my hatred towards almost all of the Prorsum collection. I feel like I don't even need to explain why this outfit is ugly, but I will. First why would you put a belt on a coat that is already open even if it is just a "fashion statement"? Also the gloves are just so god damn ugly it's depressing. The only way to look at this outfit positively is to only wear these items separately because they are nice looking... just not mixed together. Although, I think I will hate the skirt no matter what. Here's what this outfit will cost you: $5960
Here's the link

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Cartier Dragon Pen

Here is the link to the website since it won't allow me to download the image:   http://www.cartier.us/#/media/images/show-me/product-visuals/st190057_a_1-png?view=1&return=show-me/accessories/st190057-exceptional-dragon-decor-fountain-pen
While the pen is certainly very pretty, spending $42,500 on a pen is so mind blowing I can't even get over it. I don't even think that people in Beverly Hills and Bel-Air would spend that amount of money on a pen! If I was going to spend that much money on something like a pen it not only would have to write well, but it would also have to grow fucking diamonds. In conclusion, the world is fucked up. Also I apologize for not posting these last couple of days but I have had the flu and felt like shit! Thanks for reading and don't forget to tell your friends.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Valentino Leather Coat

This awful coat is from the Valentino fall collection. It is made out of leather and retails for $7,980. This ugly leather coat looks like its for a cheap whore who is going through a goth phase in her life. It doesn't even look like real leather it looks like pleather!
Here's the link so you can see even more pictures of this awful piece:

Friday, September 14, 2012

Gothic Wedding

This beautiful Vera Wang Dress is perfect for a funeral. Sadly, it is a wedding dress. I always thought weddings were supposed to be fun and cheery not black and sad. Just look at the models face, she looks like she has chronic fucking depression! Now that is not the face one would expect to see of a soon to be bride. This dress if from Vera Wang's fall collection, so I guess that makes it a little bit more understandable as to why its black. However it still doesn't make it socially acceptable. Here's the link:
Gothic Wedding Dress

Jimmy Choo Failure

These two shoes are from Jimmy Choo's fall/winter line. The first one is safari meets ski slopes, which are two styles that should never be combined. Plus with a $990 price tag these are just so unnecessary, unless you for whatever reason are going skiing in Africa. The second pair says that it was inspired by the 70's. I know that lots of things from the 70's are coming back in but these should have stayed behind with the wood panelling. These retail at $3,495. Here are the links: http://us.jimmychoo.com/en/us/boots/grove/invt/112grovegot/ and http://us.jimmychoo.com/en/us/autumn-winter-12/dalia-/invt/122daliabrsef/



Thursday, September 13, 2012

"Space Age" Sunglasses

These sunglasses from Jee vice are certainly a modern look. The description for these glasses is:
Space-aged glamorous design that's able to withstand harsh elements while maintaining its finish and original shape.
They are taking the modern look to an extreme. Not to mention that the shape is not flattering on anybody's face. If you want to check them out here's the
Link

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Dolce & Gabbana Turn Amish

I'll just cut right to the chase with this dress... It's hideous. It looks like it came straight out of Little House On The Prairie or was made by an Amish woman for her wedding. However, last time I checked the Amish weren't into spending $3575 on an article of clothing. So maybe if you are buying this dress for your Amish friend or your grandmother than its o.k, but if you are not then steer clear of this dress! LINK

Givenchy Leather Shorts

This hideously ugly outfit is brought to us by Givenchy. There are just so many things wrong with this picture, like how the model is wearing leggings with combat boots! This outfit totals at about $2,755. The worst part of this outfit is the leggings and shorts combo. The boots would be o.k if they were with jeans or something like that, but with leggings! What the fuck were these people thinking? Here's the link so you can see it for yourself:

D-fashion

Hey everyone! So these last couple of days I've been looking around the Internet for some amazing fashion blogs that are unique and different. My favorite one I've found is called D-fashion. Contrary to this blog she posts things that are actually attractive. Here is the link if you want to check it out:
D-fashion

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Alexander McQueen's Furry Clutch

The first time I saw this item I honestly thought that it was some sort of pet. Alexander McQueen clearly designed this item for Chewbacca's daughter or wife. This clutch is also great if you need to go beat someone up because it has a convenient brass knuckle type handle. So if you are either Chewbacca's wife or daughter, or if you are a female mafia member then I highly recommend purchasing this item.
Link: http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306418111&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446530339&R=828832689626&P_name=Alexander+McQueen&N=306418111&bmUID=jCQLewN

Miley's Vma Look

For those of you that have read my previous articles you will know that I was not a very big fan of Miley Cyrus' new hair. However, after seeing her all "glammed up" in a floor length Pucci gown and her hair styled, her new look is starting to grow on me. Although, let's be real the picture that she tweeted of herself (as seen in previous article) is not very pretty. But I have to say I now am in love with her new look.

Christian Louboutin's rainbow shoes

These shoes are just about as obnoxious as shoes can possibly be. I still am trying to understand why designers think that just choosing a lot of random colors and combining them into one outfit or article of clothing is a good idea. I mean what kind of outfit would you wear these with, because all of the colors clash and it looks to dressy for an everyday shoe but not dressy enough for say a "night out." Not to mention that on the website the color is listed as peacock. If you want to check these out for yourself here's the link:
http://us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop-online-3/women/fourmi.html

Monday, September 10, 2012

Suri Cruise-best dressed kid

Suri cruise, the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has to be the best dressed child in existence. Every time she steps out in public she looks fabulous in high end designers. Her wardrobe is approximately valued at $3,000,000! However, after Katie and Tom's divorce Katie has allegedly given Suri's wardrobe a down to earth make-over. According to a friend of Katie's, she never agreed with the way Tom spoiled her, and let her wear makeup and heels. Although, even her down to earth look is still pretty darn cute.

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After

Dapper Disick


Can we all just take a minute and imagine how wonderful this world would be if every man dressed like Scott Disick all of the time? Because the sad truth is that most men don't care about how they look at all:



If everyone dressed like Scott we would all be successful in whatever it is we did. So next time you are going shopping, maybe pick out a new suit or two.

New favorite sunglasses

   I am in love with these sunglasses. I have a pair of Persol aviators and they are simply outstanding in both quality and style. I might just have to buy these ones as well.

Burberry Prorsum Horror Show

This disaster is from Burberrys new Prorsum fall/winter collection. So far I have found about three things that I like in this collection, all of the rest are as bad if not worse than this outfit. Not to mention this whole outfit will run you somewhere around $9,400 not including tax. There are just so many things wrong with this outfit, like all of the colors that don't match. Who in their right mind would mix green, yellow and brown??? I am convinced that Burberrys Prorsum designers are all blind.

The many outfits of Nicki Minaj

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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Fendi's Fall/Winter Collection 2013

This interesting outfit is from Fendi's new 2013 winter/fall collection.  The first problem I have with this outfit is the model's makeup. In what world is this makeup o.k for any situation? The next problem I have with this outfit, is the outfit. The last time I checked I'm pretty sure that having huge shoulders hasn't been in since the 80's. The only people that should wear this are the Eskimos. So if you were considering purchasing this for whatever reason... don't. ( Well, unless you live in the Arctic.)

Miley's New Hair

Can we all just take a minute to look at Miley Cyrus' fucking hair! First of all did she get her hair done by a god damn lawnmower?!? Only one person can pull of this hair and that's Pink. I really think that this was just a sad attempt at a publicity stunt done by Miley so that people wouldn't forget about her. Congrats Miley it worked. Now everyone thinks your an idiot.

Prada's new clown shoes

Now, I'm not usually the one to argue with spending ridiculous amounts of money on designer clothes. However, these shoes are simply ridiculous. If you can justify spending close to a thousand dollars on the ugliest of shoes go to a therapist. Now don't get me wrong I love almost everything that Prada makes for both men and women but I have to draw the line here. If you want to check them out for yourself here is the link: http://store.prada.com/en/US/man#!/en/US/man/footwear/lace-ups/2EG059_055_F0H0Y